Shoulda Had A V8

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First saw you at the station sitting at that desk
That planted the idea of staging your arrest

After your dance aerobics class
I saw you kicking rapist ass
That’s when the time had come at last
For me spring my little trap

Driving around you questioned what I was up to
Said you didn’t date policemen I said to hell with you

And that’s when you invited me
To join you for something to drink
But since you never drink caffeine
You only had one thing for me

You opened up a chilled can
And poured it out for me to taste
Lapped it up off your breasts and
Knew I should have had a v8

Vitamin C
Poured out for me
And 2 servings
Of healthy veggies
Vitamin A
And such a great taste
Let’s do this all day

You opened up a chilled can
And poured it out for me to taste
Lapped it up off your breasts and
Knew I should have had a v8
Could have had a V8
Will always have V8

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from Only A Ninja ..., released May 20, 2023

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